☆ cori ☆ 23 ☆ they/he ☆ certified loverboy
☆ faggotry is not only welcome but encouraged here
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i talk too much in #cori stop
i give a lot of #music recs
current interests
- top gun: maverick
- 911 (OG & Lone Star)
- teen wolf
- dropout (dimension 20/gamechanger)
- taskmaster
- The Pitt
my eyesight has been a bit shit lately, so I might not always be on here or respond in a timely manner. please don’t hold it against me, I really do want to talk with you!! be patient with me and I promise I will always return the favor <3
and the most important thing you need to know:
love you, hope you stick around for a while <3
It’s frustratingly reminiscent of conversations I’m having about the current job search lmao
Me: hey the job market sucks rn and it sucks that some people don't see it
People: you just need to do these 28827272 cutesie hacks to make your applications good
Really, you can get away with just foundation, concealer, and a little eyeliner. And you can often find cheap mugs at your local flea market.
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hey. don't cry. how the gentle wind beckons through the leaves as autumn colors fall. okay?
Title: You Stole My Heart (Who Stole Your Coat?)
Ship: Bradley Bradshaw/Jake Seresin
Author: @coins-that-never-land
Beta: @stilldoingallthethings & @cottagecori
Artist: @lycaeons
It had taken Bradley four years to join the Navy after his uncles had successfully pulled his papers. It had taken him even longer to attempt to come to terms with the permanent consequences that still haunted him as a result. Mav had been right—losing a wingman had shattered him.
Following his uncles to Scotland and fleeing the military had been the next logical option. What better way to bond with them and escape the pressures of his old job? It certainly wasn’t as if he had anyone back home to lose—no partner, no family, nothing.
But somehow that all changes upon meeting Jake Seresin, a man who was as shifty as they come. All Jake ever talked about was a desire to go back home, though he never seemed willing to leave. Add in a lost sealskin coat that Jake refused to return without, and suddenly, Bradley was caught in the middle of something he never thought existed.
He still wanted Jake safe, though. That was all it was—Bradley promised. It’s not as if Jake was married or anything…right?
Check it out on AO3!
rich old trans guy who can fund my transition, can you show up a little faster please
I'm trying to find you I promise
DOCTOR ROBOTNIK??!!?
The transition will turn you into a robot as well as doing the other usual trans stuff is that okay
you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.
*gripping sink clenching teeth* one percent is better than zero percent. one percent is better than zero percent. one percent is better than zero percent. one percent is better than zero percent.
only washing your face in the shower, just to get anything clean, is better than not showering at all. doing one push up just to get your body moving is better than doing zero push ups. putting a single floret of broccoli in your pasta just to get any amount of veggies in you is better than zero broccoli. only getting out of bed to feed your cat is better than not feeding your cat. writing down what you want to do today, and then not doing it, is still better than never doing anything at all.
I hate mobile game ads where they deliberately play the game poorly, I hate them so much because it WORKS on me. I get that impulse like "oh come on the right move is so OBVIOUS, just fucking-" and I catch myself because I don't WANT to play the fucking going-through-gates-to-increase-number game, I just want THEM to stop playing it WRONG where I can SEE IT
Monday 13th October: Trans-Atlantic Relations (and how to not start a war)
Author: @imafriendlydalek
Beta: @b1g-biscuit
Artist: @jayjay-thejet-plane
Tuesday 14th October: all i would have stay
Author: @susiecarter
Beta: @i-make-questionable-choices
Artist: @itemreceived
Wednesday 15th October: Electrocution is a Love Language
Author: @consume-the-fire
Beta: @/beefield (ao3) & @eliashirsch
Artist: @k9effect
Thursday 16th October: Operation Inherent Strike
Author: @wordsonamission
Beta: @pseudochakra
Artist: @gayhomogayhomogay
Friday 17th October: swing batter, batter
Author: @peaktotheocean
Beta: Ryn
Artist: @doodledraw
Saturday 18th October: My Soul to Take (My Soul to Keep)
Author: @flyingfightingfishy
Beta: @/stowaway (ao3)
Artist: @woodsywarbler
insane comparison, thank you Guillermo
What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle
you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine
Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.